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Monday, January 19th, 2004
4:10 pm
So that coryriddle imbecile thinks he can just prance right into my house, steal my woman and get away with it? HAH. I can't believe he took my spot in the bed. I'm going to give this jerk hell next time he is here. I'm calling the boys to "take care" of him, maybe even rub kitty litter in his hair at night and put some tuna treats in his Dr. Pepper when he isn't looking. And I don't care that he scratches under my chin really well, either! These sly attempts at trying to get on my good side so he can go off and have a rompfest with my woman are NOT going to work.



Check out how hot I am! I just keep getting better looking as time goes by, I tell you.


He could never match my sexiness anyway, I don't know what's wrong with my bitch. Oh well, time for another coke binge with some hot strays. See you stupid humans later!

Current Mood: pissed off
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
1:35 pm
My LiveJournal Sitcom
nermal_666 at a party (TBS, 7:00): nermal_666 (David Bowie) gets lost on the way to lemonbox (Ingrid Bergman)'s house and spends the night in the office. At the same time, sevena (Cesar Romero) takes shigolch (Drew Barrymore)'s enemy on a date and ends up necking. Afterwards, tao_cat (Kristin Scott Thomas) buys a wheelbarrow from bob (Whoopi Goldberg). Upstairs, aylan (Bill Mumy) and faerie (Ving Rhames) sneak a apple into an alley. Wacky results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
Monday, February 17th, 2003
7:15 pm
OK...I'm totally freaking out. Mom doesn't know this, but I can hear her thoughts. SHE'S HAVING ME NEUTERED!!! TOMORROW MORNING!!! That BITCH. And you assholes thought the Animal Psychics were full of shit...we've been using telepathy since the 11th century. Get used to it.

Anyway, my point is... I'm breaking out of this joint tonight. I'm trying to be really calm about this, and since mom is an ignorant human who thinks we cats don't know diddly squat, this immediate evacuation should be quite simple to execute. I've already reserved my plane tickets online - First class baby! Rawr! My only problem is that I'm having trouble renting a car. I called the rental car company today and I tried - Lord I tried to speak. But I just couldn't say anything other than "Mrrow" and "Mew" which really fucking sucks because I have no idea how I'm getting to New Orleans International Airport for my 2AM flight! Oh, and I can't drive. So even if I did rent a car, I may die in an accident or go to jail again.

Shit, I need some colombian coke. This is bad, guys. Maybe if I went into hiding for a few days - just long enough to miss my appointment...

Current Mood: PANIC
Thursday, August 8th, 2002
7:10 am
Being sick is not sexy, I must not let mommy know next time.
Oh. my. god.

I cannot believe I was forced to stay in that dreadful ANIMAL hospital for an ENTIRE day. I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM A CAT! That filthy cage had absolutely no personality -NO DECOR, the dogs harassed me incessantly, and they fed me the GENERIC brand kitten food in GENERIC plastic dishes to top it all off! All I could do to cope with all this trauma, was perch on top of my cat carrier and flaunt my handsomeness to the sexy little Abyssinians in the cage next to me. The little black Persian was pretty cute too. Yes, I got some new digits in my cellphone. Me-ow.
Wednesday, July 24th, 2002
3:32 pm
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song


Chow babes!!!!
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